People of France and the (Dis)United Kingdom,
We live in momentous times as elections are upon us. Promises have been made by all and sundry, new facts have been sent to astound us. So let me make it clear…
There is only one choice which makes sense, only one piece of campaigning which has kept its promise since the start of the year.
So, vote Coutelou, open that bottle and register your support for someone who always delivers on his promise. The last “vigneron de gauche*” who is always right!
Vote and vote again.